men say about marriage

DavidBissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is
no
better revenge than to let him keep
her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin; they just can't
face each other, but still they stay
together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good
wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher.

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and
prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not
been able to answer... is, 'What does a
woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she
had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays.'

Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second
one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage
brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit
it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy
for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an
angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky,
mine's still alive.'

Lastly,
'At home I am the general, my wife is
only a major.

I make general decisions... She makes
major decisions.